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Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper! Van Driver : Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!

Shirley Valentine : It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan!

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Why do we get all these escrot and dreams and hopes if we don't ever use them? Shirley Valentine : It's a good job we're not having soup, or else I'd put me head in it and drown meself. Shirley Valentine : I mean, most fellas ya know, they've got no idea how to talk to a woman.

Costas Caldes : No? Esfort Valentine : No. They feel they have to take over the conversation. I mean, I mean with most fellas if you say something like, like my favorite season's autumn, they go oh, oh, my favorite season's spring and then you've got 10 minutes of them talkin' about why they like spring and you weren't talkin' about spring, you were talkin' about autumn.

So what do you do?

You talk about what they want to talk about. Or you don't talk at all.

Or you wind toronot talking to yourself. Shirley Valentine : I think that marriage is like the Middle East - there's no solution. Shirley Valentine : I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket. She's that type, Gillian, you know.

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If you've got a headache, she's got a brain tumor. Shirley Valentine : I'm not sayin' he's bad, my fella.

He's just no bleedin' good. Shirley Valentine : Oh! Shirley Valentine : He kissed me stretch marks! Shirley Valentine : You kissed my stretch marks!

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Costas Caldes : Don't, don't be too stupid to try to hide these lines. They, they are lovely, because they are part of you, and you are lovely, so don't, don't hide, be proud.

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Apparently she came home from work unexpectedly one morning and found him in bed with the milkman.

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Honest to God, the milkman! But from that day forward I've noticed she never takes milk in her tea. Shirley Valentine : So, just think how exciting it'll be if for once you had it at a quarter man seeking women commercial six. It'd make headlines. She's only been home for five minutes and I'm already running around like Rbleedin' D He needs a holiday.

He needs toronti feel the sun on his skin and to be in water that's as gree, as forever. Joe Brhaw : I didn't recognize ya. Shirley Valentine : I know. I used to be The Mother. I used to be The Wife. But now I'm Shirley Valentine again.

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You need meat. Shirley Valentine : D'you know. When I first read about it, I thought it was pronounced "clit-OR-is".

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Sally : It sounds nicer that way. Shirley Valentine : It sounds as if it could be a name. Fuck buddy in tolleson az are you? Sally : That makes it sound a bit crude, somehow. Shirley Valentine : Shut up! Why not? Plenty of men walking round toroonto Dick. Shirley Valentine : Well, that's the way I thought it was pronounced when I mentioned it to Joe, sitting there in the front room one night.

I said "Joe, have you ever heard of the clitORis? He didn't even look up from his paper. In. Shirley Valentine Showing all 34 items. Jump to: Photos 13 Quotes Movies I've seen. Grrek Good Movies. Share this :. Clear your history.